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Gazette de Paris - PEACE AT HAND

SHEEP PATROL BORDERSHEEP PATROL BORDER

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IN AN ASTOUNDING DEVELOPMENT IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT THE MASSIVE SWISS TROOP MOVEMENTS ALONG THE FRENCH BORDER WERE
ACTUALLY FRENCH AND SWISS SHEPARDS MOVING THEIR VAST FLOCKS UP THE MOUNTAINSIDES FOR FRESH SPRING GRAZING AREAS.

After careful consideration, it was declared by both sides that through a telescope on a faraway mountain, congregated flocks could indeed look like the traditional white shakos worn by both French and Swiss cavalry!

Representatives of both sides were seen last night laughing over hot chocolate in Zeurich and putting the finishing touches on a peace Treaty, rescinding the previously issued DOW!