Caribbean Cruise Opportunities!
March 23, 2010 - 10:35pm — Dave Angst
Britannica Travel is excited to announce the latest addition to our rightly famous luxury cruise itineraries: The Caribbean!
Now safe from any form of revolutionary banditry, the West Indies offer a relaxing and affordable getaway for travellers of all nationalities. Come cruise with us on our newly-renovated ships: the Astree, Bravoure, Ceres, Junon, and Buonaparte, all recently-purchased from the Royal Navy at very competitive prices.
Enjoy day-trips to new, exciting destinations, such as Martinique, Surinam, Curacao, Guadeloupe, and Dominica!
Shuffleboard and whist daily (weather permitting), cigars, port, and perhaps a little romance nightly!
Come aboard! We're expecting you!
Our Host Captain
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Mad Props...
To Dave, for his entertaining entries.
I bow in your general direction, sir...in admiration of the "comedy gold" you keep spinning.
Steven Mathena
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Humble Bows of Acceptance
Steven,
I humbly accept your props, but claim to only have too much time on my hands. The sad result of too big a navy, and not enough to do with it ;) And thank you for bowing in my general direction, and not doing that which is usually done "in your general direction."
Dave
are there showgirls? If so
are there showgirls?
If so then sign me up for an Admirals Suite!
Never post drunk...unless that is your norm.
Showgirls
Kind sir,
We have both showgirls and "showgirls" on the cruise (if you follow my drift). Consider your cruise booked.
being a very innocent young
being a very innocent young man (just ask anyone who knows me) I'm afraid the difference between showgirls and "showgirls" is lost on me. I would ask you to explain however words in quotes aren't usually things you want explained or in public knowledge like. I'd think of some funny examples to give you all but I'm at my hell of a work and I didn't get home tilll 3 last night so gimmie some time to think.
Never post drunk...unless that is your norm.
"Showgirls"
Kind Sir,
We at Britannica Travel beg most humbly for your forgiveness. The employee who sent out the response regarding showgirls has been let go. He has allegedly been responsible for many and several debauched messages, but was only caught red-handed replying to your message.
Britannica Travel would never condone any lewd or lascivious behaviour on any of our cruises. Matrons escort any non-married female passengers, armed with blunderbusses and rolling pins. Marines patrol the passenger accomodation deck, and salt petre is used in all food preparation for our male passengers.
Again, our most great apologies for in any way contributing to the waywardness of an innocent traveller.
Showgirl vs "Showgirls"
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This is called Escort service.
I had to explain my job to my wife. With or without brackets makes very little difference to a wife - let me tell you.
John Vanvark
Ben, just know your showgirl
Ben, just know your showgirl comment was 10 times funnier then anything else said here.
Admiral's suite. ha HA
It gets funnier if you know
It gets funnier if you know what I get up to most evenings - wait for David Z or Matt Wickel or even Carl to come and say something...
And I figured, ships- admirals, I like to travel in STYLE dammit!
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